Living In Paradise

TOP 10 REASONSHURRICANE SEASON IS LIKE CHRISTMAS....

Number Ten:Decorating the house (with plywood).

Number Nine:Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

Number Eight:Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

Number Seven:Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

Number Six:Family coming to stay with you.

Number Five:Family and friends from out of state calling you.

Number Four:Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

Number Three:Days off from work.

Number Two:Candles.

And the Number One reasonHurricane Season is likeChristmas:At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!