Friday, September 19, 2008

LDS Broadcaster Gets an Award!

It's me, Katie, reporting that independent, conservative talk-radio personality Glenn Beck won a Marconi Award yesterday, for "Network Syndicated Personality of the Year"! He says he didn't even attend the awards ceremony, because he never wins any awards he's been nominated for. In fact, friends called his home at 11 p.m. to tell him the news! CONGRATS, GLENN! By the way, Glenn claims that his is the 3rd most listened-to radio program in the nation.

If you'd like to see a video interview about Glenn Beck's conversion to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKtAPT9KEfM

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Living In Paradise




TOP 10 REASONSHURRICANE SEASON IS LIKE CHRISTMAS....


Number Ten:Decorating the house (with plywood).

Number Nine:Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

Number Eight:Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

Number Seven:Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

Number Six:Family coming to stay with you.

Number Five:Family and friends from out of state calling you.

Number Four:Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

Number Three:Days off from work.

Number Two:Candles.

And the Number One reasonHurricane Season is likeChristmas:At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!

Guess Who!

What ice cream bar?

Welcome To Walmart!


Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Wal-Mart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?' Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.' Wal-Mart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?' Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'. You just can't fix stupid!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Guess Who?

Sometimes You've Just Got To Stop And Smell The Roses!